By Jeffrey Kaczmarczyk -
Classical music is serious stuff.
Bach, Beethoven and the rest of the boys tackled such matters as salvation of the soul and brotherhood of mankind in their music. Mahler, when he composed his symphonies, set out to compose an entire world.
Mahler apparently had a side gig as well, writing jingles to sell blue jeans.
If that never popped up in college music appreciate class, you’ll just have to take Second City’s word for it.
Mind you, no one...